Gary the Best Ever
one-more-troubled-soul-punk:

Did you even go to bird school?

one-more-troubled-soul-punk:

Did you even go to bird school?

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

me n my turtle boyfriend
me: wow ur so hard
him: that me shell
awwww-cute:

"What has it got in its nasty little pocketses??"

awwww-cute:

"What has it got in its nasty little pocketses??"

cloud-killed-by-doors:

Restroom needs to tag their Death Note spoilers.

cloud-killed-by-doors:

Restroom needs to tag their Death Note spoilers.

lindsaylohansmugshot:

my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

radcoolswag:

fvesauce:

sushinfood:

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG

BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG

I like “clingy” people.

I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.

officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you… it’s been so long…

officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you… it’s been so long…

theotheropinion:

If you’re cisgender, you’ve met someone who is a man, looks and sounds like one, and then you have found out he was born a girl (or the opposite way around) and transitioned, and all of a sudden you have had problems with getting his pronouns right, please watch from 2:50 on. Open your eyes.