Did you even go to bird school?
I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.
I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…
"What has it got in its nasty little pocketses??"
Restroom needs to tag their Death Note spoilers.
my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED
THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG
BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG
I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.
Omg is it really you… it’s been so long…
If you’re cisgender, you’ve met someone who is a man, looks and sounds like one, and then you have found out he was born a girl (or the opposite way around) and transitioned, and all of a sudden you have had problems with getting his pronouns right, please watch from 2:50 on. Open your eyes.