isn’t it odd how people kill flys just because they’re annoying. if people killed people for being annoying i would’ve died like 18 years ago
I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS
i fucked up……………………………………….
Me too, Hun. You’re not alone. If you wanna talk about it, shoot me a message. I’m here to listen and help you out if you want. *sends hugs or whatever makes you comfortable*
my post was referring to me accidentally writing ‘kingdom of hearts’ instead of ‘kingdom hearts’ in a post but thank you
BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !
"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s