to do list:
- go shopping
- wash the dishes
- vacuum the duck
this mug i bought has a cat sitting at the bottom
people are always talkin about miley cyrus and how shes not hannah montana anymore but nobody ever talks about oliver “smokin” oken
this ruined my life
im truly sorry
(american voice) hairy padder
is that how we sound omfg
(british voice) ‘arry pouhta
(australian voice) hay putta
(filipino voice) hari paterr
(canadian voice) hairee pawterr
(arab voice) heerry bootar
(malfoy voice) POTTER!
(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH
my online shopping addiction has taken over
i just spent over $300 in 12 minutes
someone else has my problem does this mean we can form a support group now?
yeah and after support group maybe we could go shopping to get to know each other a bit better?
i remember back in first grade my school did this thing every year called a readathon where everyone wore pajamas to school and we had blankets and pillows and we built little nests on the floor and literally did nothing but read all day with periodical hot chocolate breaks and it was ENFORCED that everyone had to read the whole time i think i just defined paradise
it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a fucking leg
no noPE HOW FID I NOT REALIZE THIS WHAT THE HELL LINDSEY