Have you ever regretted a decision you made so much that you think about it all the time and you imagine all of the different ways the situation could have turned out if you didn’t mess up so bad
you may only refer to my penis as one of the following:
next time i’m upset and you say ‘but there’s starving kids in africa’ i’ll wait until you’re next happy and say ‘but there’s millionaires and celebrities and people that have a way better life than you’
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
it’ll need someone to hold the flower lmao
Chanchan will hold the flower
Summer can’t come soon enough
when I say something funny and no one was paying attention
THE WHOLE TIME, BUBBLE BUDDY WAS ALIVE.
BUBBLE BUDDY WATCHED HIM DIE. HE WATCHED HIM DIE AND DIDN’T EVEN SPARE A WORD.